10. Spend more quality time with Chelsea and her 13 half brothers and sisters. 9. Tour the nations' prisons to improve conditions, visit friends. 8. Write book: "The American Presidency: An Oral History." 7. Buy a Hooter's franchise. 6. Catch up on eight-year stack of "Penthouse" 5. Search for a new outlet for well-developed lying and cheating skills. 4. Continue work counseling interns. 3. Stop using fake names in personal ads. 2. Take little Buddy out three times a day -- also walk the dog. 1. Get to know those Gore girls better. Also, Clinton stated that when he leaves office there are three things he really wants to do......the Dixie Chicks

Friendship is the only thing in this world, the usefulness of which all mankind are in agreement. --Marcus Tullius Cicero

I have endeavored to show that there is no real service of humanity in the profession [of medicine] and that it is injurious to mankind. - Mahatma Gandhi

The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.